We’ve all had those moments when frustration hits a peak, and this joke takes a hilarious spin on a classic husband-wife scenario. Here’s how it goes:
A wife was so angry with her husband that she packed his bags and told him to leave. As he walked toward the door, she shouted, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death!” He paused, turned around, and with a smirk said, “So, you want me to stay?”
This joke playfully captures the ups and downs of married life, where even in moments of anger, a little humor can go a long way.
A Christmas Surprise
Here’s another gem that showcases the hilarious lengths some parents will go to in order to keep their family close, especially around the holidays.
An elderly man called his son, frustration trembling in his voice.
“Listen, son!” he says. “Your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of this misery is more than enough.”
Shocked, the son yells, “Dad, what are you even talking about?”
“I’m done with her,” the father continues. “Can’t stand another day with her. I’m tired of talking about this, so call your sister and let her know. Bye.”
He hangs up.
Panicked, the son immediately dials his sister. After hearing the news, she snaps, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” Right on cue, she phones her father and shouts, “You are NOT getting divorced! Don’t do a single thing! We’re both coming over this weekend to sort this out. Until then, no lawyers, no paperwork, nothing. Got it?”
The old man turns to his wife with a sly grin. “Well, they’re both coming for Christmas,” he says, “and this time, they’re paying for their own tickets.”
This joke perfectly highlights the lengths parents go to keep their family close—and how sometimes a bit of creative thinking (and humor) can solve the holiday attendance issue!
Laughter truly brings families together, especially during the holiday season!