Friday Funny: Top 20 Cow One-liners
# 20 When cows get sick what do you call it? Hay Fever
#19 Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way
#18 Why don’t cows have money? Because farmers milk them dry
#17 Why did the cow kick Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher
# 16 Where do steers go to dance? The Meat Ball
# 15 What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A Milkshake
# 14 What do you call a cow with no ears? Call her all you want, she won’t hear you
# 13 Why do cows were bells? Their horns don’t work
# 12 What do you call cows with a sense of humor? Laughing stock
# 11 Why don’t cows understand what you say? Because it goes in one ear and out the udder
# 10 How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
# 9 Where do baby cows get their food? The cafeteria
# 8 What is the most important use for cowhide? Holding the cow together
# 7 What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef
# 6 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
# 5 What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? An udder failure or a milk dud
# 4 What do you call sleeping male cattle? Bulldozers
# 3 What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk
# 2 Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbwire fence? It was an udder disaster
And my all time favorite:
# 1 What do you call a cow after she has given birth?
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