A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office; he was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.He did, and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
“I thought I told you to call your Mom,” she screamed. “I did,” he said, “and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she’d come and pick me up from school.”
Bonus story:
Funny story
Well, most students. Johnny, ever the class clown, was doodling in his notebook instead of solving equations. Mrs. Thompson noticed his wandering attention and decided it was time to reel him back in.
“Johnny,” she said, her voice cutting through the quiet, “let’s see how sharp you are today. I have a question for you.”
The child sat up straight, sensing a challenge. “Shoot!” he said, grinning.
Mrs. Thompson smiled knowingly. “Alright. If there are three ducks sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?”
Johnny paused for a moment, tilting his head as if deep in thought. Then, with confidence, he said, “None.”
The class murmured with confusion, and Mrs. Thompson raised an eyebrow. “None? How do you figure that?”
“Well,” Johnny said with a smirk, “if you shoot one, the loud bang will scare the other two away!”
The classroom erupted in giggles, and Mrs. Thompson couldn’t help but laugh too. “Well, technically, the answer is two. But Johnny, I like how you’re thinking!”
Johnny’s question
Not one to miss an opportunity for some fun, Johnny leaned forward in his seat, eyes sparkling with mischief. “Okay, Mrs. Thompson. Now it’s my turn to ask you a question!”
Mrs. Thompson crossed her arms and nodded. “Alright, Johnny. Hit me with your best shot.”
The boy grinned, savoring the moment: “If three women are walking out of an ice cream shop – one licking her ice cream, one biting her ice cream, and one sucking on her ice cream – who’s married?”
The room went silent.
Mrs. Thompson, caught off guard by the unexpected question, hesitated for a moment and then replied, “Well, I guess…the one sucking on her ice cream?”
“Wrong!” Johnny said, barely able to contain his amusement. “It’s the one wearing a wedding ring. But Mrs. Thompson, I like how you’re thinking!”
Humor has a way of dissolving tension and making people feel more relaxed, opening the door for meaningful conversations and shared memories. It’s also a great way to spread happiness – when you tell a joke and make someone laugh, you’re giving them a moment of joy they might have really needed. In a world that can sometimes feel heavy, sharing jokes reminds us to find the lighter side of life together.
Please share this joke so other people can enjoy the lighter side of life for at least a moment!
